"Fortunately, there is a weapon for preserving life and liberty that can be wielded effectively by almost anyone -- the handgun. Small and light enough to be carried habitually, lethal, but unlike the knife or sword, not demanding great skill or strength, it truly is the 'great equalizer.' Requiring only hand-eye coordination and a modicum of ability to remain cool under pressure, it can be used effectively by the old and the weak against the young and the strong, by the one against the many." ~ Jeffrey Snyder
I Surrender All, a Neo-Conservative Hymn
A Neo-Conservative Hymn
All to Dubya, I surrender; All to Him I freely give; I will ever love and trust Him, In His presence daily live.
I surrender all, I surrender all, All to Thee, my blessed State, I surrender all.
All to Ashcroft I surrender; Humbly at His feet I bow, Worldly pleasures all forsaken; Take me, P'lice State, take me now.
All to Rumsfeld, I surrender; Chickenhawk Warrior, wholly Thine; Let me feel the Blood Cult Spirit, Truly know Conquest is mine.
All to Faux News, I surrender; Lord, I give myself to TV; Fill me with Thy love and power; Let PsyOp's blessing fall on me.
All to DeeCee I surrender; Now I recite the sacred pledge. O the joy of full SLAVation! Glory, glory, to Thy Name!