"Whoever could make two ears of corn or two blades of grass to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before would deserve better of mankind and do more essential service to his country than the whole race of politicians put together." ~ Jonathan Swift
I Surrender All, a Neo-Conservative Hymn
A Neo-Conservative Hymn
All to Dubya, I surrender; All to Him I freely give; I will ever love and trust Him, In His presence daily live.
I surrender all, I surrender all, All to Thee, my blessed State, I surrender all.
All to Ashcroft I surrender; Humbly at His feet I bow, Worldly pleasures all forsaken; Take me, P'lice State, take me now.
All to Rumsfeld, I surrender; Chickenhawk Warrior, wholly Thine; Let me feel the Blood Cult Spirit, Truly know Conquest is mine.
All to Faux News, I surrender; Lord, I give myself to TV; Fill me with Thy love and power; Let PsyOp's blessing fall on me.
All to DeeCee I surrender; Now I recite the sacred pledge. O the joy of full SLAVation! Glory, glory, to Thy Name!