"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." ~ H.L. Mencken
I Surrender All, a Neo-Conservative Hymn
A Neo-Conservative Hymn
All to Dubya, I surrender; All to Him I freely give; I will ever love and trust Him, In His presence daily live.
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I surrender all, I surrender all, All to Thee, my blessed State, I surrender all.
All to Ashcroft I surrender; Humbly at His feet I bow, Worldly pleasures all forsaken; Take me, P'lice State, take me now.
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All to Rumsfeld, I surrender; Chickenhawk Warrior, wholly Thine; Let me feel the Blood Cult Spirit, Truly know Conquest is mine.
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All to Faux News, I surrender; Lord, I give myself to TV; Fill me with Thy love and power; Let PsyOp's blessing fall on me.
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All to DeeCee I surrender; Now I recite the sacred pledge. O the joy of full SLAVation! Glory, glory, to Thy Name!
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