Dark Humor: The Men Who Stare At Goats

"A way has been found to combat the current oversupply of psychologists, relieving some of them from the drudgery of burger flipping and providing them with far more satisfying employment. According to the Telegraph, the Pentagon is 'studying Putin's body language' so as to divine what he might do next. Well, that has worked really well so far. They have totally anticipated all his actions, such as the recent quasi-annexation of the Crimea."