MonSatan's Workshop Goes Up In Flames; Curiously Nobody Suspects Insurance Fraud

"A Monsanto research site in France was enveloped recently in heavy flames due to a possible arson attack against the company. Two areas dedicated to maize research caught fire with the smell of petrol lingering in nearby hallways and throughout other areas of Monsanto’s building site. Jakob Witten, an official spokesperson for the company told police that the company suspects arson because no electrical damage was found."