White House Ordered to Preserve All E-Mails

"U.S. District Judge Henry Kennedy directed the Executive Office of the President to safeguard the [copies of all e-mails] in response to two lawsuits that seek to determine whether the White House has destroyed e-mails in violation of federal law." Lets see...They've invaded two countries and killed hundreds of thousands; spied and eavesdropped on who knows how many people; and they've most likely tortured at least hundreds of others. But their really big crime? Deleting e-mails!