Ode to the Average American Citizen

"The Average American Citizen (AAC) is voluntarily a citizen because he does not realize that it is possible to not be one. The AAC is crippled in his head. The AAC has been lobotomized. The AAC is an enabler. The AAC suffers from Stockholm Syndrome. The AAC has been brainwashed by a cult. The AAC has a slave mentality. The AAC is a plate full of paradoxes with a side order of inconsistency. The AAC needs an intervention, but he must first admit he has a problem before he can be helped." Column by tzo.