Physicists Confirm They Have Found And Killed The 'God Particle'

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wkmac's picture

In today's Good News for atheists, Science has proven God does not exist.

In today's Bad New for atheists, Science has proven that God existed.

Samarami's picture

Onion hopes to make the evolution believers proud of their revered "science". After all, "scientists", when the funding season is upon them, can be on the verge of "discovering" anything.

Sam