Think Your Computer Is Pissed At You? Pretty Soon You Will REALLY Know When It Is

"EMOSHAPE (www.emospark.com) has announced the launch of a major technology breakthrough with an EPU (emotional processing unit); a patent pending technology which creates a synthesised emotional response in machines. This represents a significant advancement in the field of artificial intelligence devices and technologies. Based on the 8 primary emotions identified by Robert Plutchik's psycho-evolutionary theory, the ground-breaking EPU algorithms effectively enable machines to respond to stimuli in line with one of the 8 primary emotions - anger, fear, sadness, disgust, surprise, anticipation, trust, and joy."