Today's Report of Police Misconduct Comes from Denver

All you schoolyard bullies; listen up. All your lives, you've been told that you shouldn't hit girls, or kick dogs, or beat up on people who are smaller than you, and that one-on-one is the only way to fight fair. Don't worry, though; once youy've grown up you can be a cop and get PAID and PRAISED and RESPECTED for doing all those things PLUS you get to carry a gun and SHOOT people just for fun.