Cinnamon Roll Can Explodes Inside Man’s Butt During Shoplifting Incident

“According to eyewitnesses, the EMT that treated Klein on the scene said the Pillsbury Cinnamon Roll can exploded due to the amount of pressure inside Klein’s anus coupled with the shocked of the fall. The can and its contents were removed from Mr. Klein.” Bottom line: 1., Don’t steal. 2., Don’t shove swag up your ass.