HUMOR? Crisco Chris Christie Tells A Brigadier General To Get In Shape

"Gov. Chris Christie wants the leader of New Jersey’s National Guard to shape up. The Republican governor has given Air Force Brig. Gen. Michael Cunniff 90 days to slim down and meet his obligations. The action comes after Christie’s staff told The Washington Post that the governor was unaware the general had been reprimanded by the Pentagon about his weight and for repeatedly dodging physical-fitness tests."