Shakespearian Insults

I do so enjoy them. “Drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will be swine drunk, and in his sleep he does little harm, save to his bedclothes about him.” (All's well that ends well) “Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life.” (Henry IV Part 1) “Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens.” (Antony & Cleopatra) “Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee.” (A Midsummer Night's Dream) “You rise to play and go to bed to work.” (Othello) And don’t forget to check out the site’s Random Shakespearian Insult Generator.